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4th  Annual  Cousin  Night  Beer Pong  Guide

12/18/2015

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Ah...the 4th annual McHone Cousin Night this Saturday in Livermore, CA. Hosted for the very first time at The Flap's/Ashley's home, the thirst will no doubt be battled all evening. 

Here is your guide/comparisons to the main Beer Pong players at Cousin night

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Logan Sterling
Player Comparison: DeAndre Jordan- Much like DeAndre, Logan can make the easy buckets when close to the cups but struggles with consistency, elbow violations and frequent heckling/taunting from his other cousins. The delicacy of a beer pong ball forces Logan to over-compensate with his shot and it often causes frequent cold shooting streaks. After a semester in Michigan, it remains to be seen if Logan has improved the holes in his game. One thing is for sure though, he's always "ready to get fucked"!
Prefered Partner: Vince (shitty friend of his) or Cal (cool friend of his)

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D's
​Player Comparison: Greg Ostertag-
Struggled at the beginning of his beer pong career but has drastically improved his game over the years. Strongest part of his game is running his mouth and going on random hot streaks. Awkward-looking shot, nobody knows how they go in, but they do. Extremely vulnerable to death-cup shots and elbow violations due to lack of depth perception, dark-horse kind of player.
Preferred Partner: Seeen 

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El Mijo
Player Comparison: John Stockton-
 An ultimate beer pong player, excels in the open-table with bounce shot's, ten-much D and cup-assists. Puts his teammates first and has put in years of work to build a complete game. Has been dominating his cousins for many moons, and is never nervous.
​Preferred Partner: The Flap

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The Flap
Player Comparison: Draymond Green- Another skilled and complete beer pong player, The Flap looks to dominate the table and the in-game conversation much like Draymond Green. Sees his cousins as being weaker/beneath him and has used this as an advantage to own his cousins over the years. Sunk the infamous "Death-to-D's" off-the-chest, death cup shot, that will be talked about and remembered for decades to come.
Preferred Partner: El Mijo

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Seeen
Player Comparison: Ron Artest- Emotional and aggressive, Seeen attacks his opponents with rage and determination to win at all costs. Not afraid to accost/berate his own teammate and has been known to carry his own squad to victory. Resembles a volcano being that his game is beautiful to watch, but don't get too close. His profanity-laced, losing tirades/meltdowns are epic and taken out on unsuspecting couch cushions
Partner: D's (usually not preferred) 



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