Wayne (my Seahawks-Fan VP of Sales): Hey Brent, why are you taking a half-day today? The game doesn't start till 720. I'd like you to try and stay as long as possible today (so you can do nothing).
What I wanted to say: Hey Wayne, real fans tailgate hours before the game and fight the Thirst. I put in my half-day for this game a week and half ago so quit taking your shitty week 1 loss yesterday out on my fan-hood. And I'm the top salesman so far this month, chill.
What I actually said: Our crew tailgates before the game, so we usually get there very early. I'll try and stay as long as I can but people are meeting at my place at 1 pm so I have to be back home by then. I'll come in earlier in the mornings this week to make up for some lost time and stay a little longer to help with some training if you need me to.
Ugh. I hate myself. Get me the fuck out of here already...
What I wanted to say: Hey Wayne, real fans tailgate hours before the game and fight the Thirst. I put in my half-day for this game a week and half ago so quit taking your shitty week 1 loss yesterday out on my fan-hood. And I'm the top salesman so far this month, chill.
What I actually said: Our crew tailgates before the game, so we usually get there very early. I'll try and stay as long as I can but people are meeting at my place at 1 pm so I have to be back home by then. I'll come in earlier in the mornings this week to make up for some lost time and stay a little longer to help with some training if you need me to.
Ugh. I hate myself. Get me the fuck out of here already...
By: El Mijo