I'm definitely stealing this from Barstool and TFM but I don't care because it's funny. Over the last few months I've been perusing around the 'ol Tinder and screen shotting some of the most funny, interesting and just straight up weird Tinder(ers?).
So without further ado
So without further ado
Good thing downtown isn't my stomping grounds
Collecting human remains and that outfit gives me a True Detective vibe
Cliffy your thoughts?
I have no comment
100% Eugene and definitely should talk to D's and learn how to shave
All I could think about was the giraffe from the movie Madagascar
Reason number 1 million I hope I never have a daughter
Why is "Pam to your Jim" a thing? According to Brent Pam sucks...just ask him, he'll rant for hours!
Frat Boys swipe left? Her dream job is probably to write for Jezebel or Rolling Stone
Her dad was clearly drunk when he spelled her name on her birth certificate
A platypus that smokes weed? Probably a great time
Get it? It's a sex doll
This was a message I received...I don't know if it was the name Glynis or the fact that me and 4 of my friends couldn't find her on Facebook(you need one to create a Tinder) but I was to chicken to respond. Maybe she was the one, maybe she wasn't, I guess we'll never know.
That concludes Chapter One of my Eugene Tinder Adventures. We'll see if I can collect enough for a Chapter 2.
By: Seeen
That concludes Chapter One of my Eugene Tinder Adventures. We'll see if I can collect enough for a Chapter 2.
By: Seeen