Since D's is still M.I.A. on this whole blog site, I'll give you an EXPERT opinion on the happenings of last night.
So last night Mickey released his new trailer for Star Wars during Monday Night Football and had all the nerds clambering over football like it was the Super Bowl and they were waiting to see Budweiser's new puppy commercial.
For those of you who haven't seen it because you live under a rock (Flappy), here it is:
So last night Mickey released his new trailer for Star Wars during Monday Night Football and had all the nerds clambering over football like it was the Super Bowl and they were waiting to see Budweiser's new puppy commercial.
For those of you who haven't seen it because you live under a rock (Flappy), here it is:
My first thoughts are just like any other person's "OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT!!! THAT LOOKS SOOOO SICK". But after watching it about 5 times, I realized something. The trailer hasn't told us dick. They literally paraded everything we knew that would be in Star Wars in front of us for 2 and a half minutes and called it a trailer. There was a Sith, Storm Troopers, a Jedi, Droids, Tie Fighters and X wings. The coolest thing they released was the fact the Chewy and Han will be back. But they released that in the first trailer so that's old news. Also R2 -D2 is back and is the only character to be alive in all 7 movies. Which proves R2 is an OG and does nothing but kick ass, ranging from burning Super Battle Droids to shocking people, to getting main characters out of the shit they put themselves into.
I did however spot a Princess Leia.....
I did however spot a Princess Leia.....
But guess what! Princess Leia sucks. All she does is complain like the privileged "princess"(the planet she was princess of is bye bye thanks to Vader) she thinks she is and mess with Han's head by making out with her brother. Typical chick amiright?
Princess Leia is easily the worst character is Star Wars, Jar-Jar Binks is far superior in all matters and don't even try to tell me Jar Jar sucks because if you think hammered Jar Jar wouldn't be funny, you've lost at life.
Anyway for all the hype that is Star Wars right now that trailer did nothing but make me angry. It midterm week and I'm on here blogging about how Star Wars has pissed me off and I'm 21 years old....
Guess I'll have to wait for Christmas too calm my nerves about Disney's "masterpiece"
Princess Leia is easily the worst character is Star Wars, Jar-Jar Binks is far superior in all matters and don't even try to tell me Jar Jar sucks because if you think hammered Jar Jar wouldn't be funny, you've lost at life.
Anyway for all the hype that is Star Wars right now that trailer did nothing but make me angry. It midterm week and I'm on here blogging about how Star Wars has pissed me off and I'm 21 years old....
Guess I'll have to wait for Christmas too calm my nerves about Disney's "masterpiece"
By: Seeen