Dear Levi's,
Sorry it took me so long to write you, I was just so amazed. It took me some time to process the fact that in addition to getting to go to Levi's Stadium, which is giving Mickey a run for his money for referring to Disneyland as the happiest place on earth, I also got to see the 49ers pull off a win.
The tailgate was a great success! R.E.T.A.R.D. had more cones than ever in place, so getting in and out was smooth as a very fine sand paper. The police presence made me feel very secure. I knew this guy would protect me from any unruly fans who had been drinking heavily since 7am... I mean... Look at his mustache. Clearly a badass!
Sorry it took me so long to write you, I was just so amazed. It took me some time to process the fact that in addition to getting to go to Levi's Stadium, which is giving Mickey a run for his money for referring to Disneyland as the happiest place on earth, I also got to see the 49ers pull off a win.
The tailgate was a great success! R.E.T.A.R.D. had more cones than ever in place, so getting in and out was smooth as a very fine sand paper. The police presence made me feel very secure. I knew this guy would protect me from any unruly fans who had been drinking heavily since 7am... I mean... Look at his mustache. Clearly a badass!
Their presence was felt, but like Kaepernick's tenure as a franchise quarterback, they didn't stick around too long. They were always on the move, on a clear mission to keep us safe. Thanks Levi's!
Unfortunately Gurdeep, Amit, Abhishek, and Neeraj weren't there to adorn their sacred #7 jerseys, but I am sure they were watching from home and were pleased to see Kaepernick's cameo in the game. When Blane Gabbert took the field, the Falcon fans knew they were in trouble. With Colin Kaepernick as a mentor, you know Gabbert was going to flourish, and he did. This guy knew he was in for a rough day.
Along with learning about other cultures, Levi's stadium always shows to be very progressive and forward thinking. They had a fantastic half time show with an awesome lesbian DJ, because here at Levi's Stadium, gay, straight, lesbian, transgender, gender neutral, bisexual, bicurious, as long as you are a talented musician, you are welcome. I'm not sure if The Les even knew he was on the jumbotron, because he seemed more interested in his laptop, but I don't question his artistic process. Great job Levi's and The Les for an awesome halftime show!
I never question the R.E.T.A.R.D. but for some reason they are very concerned with everyone leaving in an efficient manner. I know there must be some reason for it. Maybe the R.E.T.A.R.D. wanted to close the bridge to thwart any suicide attempts from disgruntled Falcon fans, but it seemed to be moving slow. I must have taken a wrong turn, because I walked through a gate, and a gentleman was nice enough to run after me, grab me, turn me around, and send me back on my way. When I got a bit closer there were 5 employees by one of the gates. I told them I was having a panic attack from claustrophobia, but they said I couldn't go on the other side of the gate. In my panic I must have tried to walk through the gate against their wishes. I was very thankful though, because after another mistake on my part in trying to leave, they sent 4 of the 5 employees to follow me and ensure my success in exiting the way that the R.E.T.A.R.D. intended.
On a tangent... What is classier than a mullet, afro, and a Jheri curl combined...
On a tangent... What is classier than a mullet, afro, and a Jheri curl combined...
You guessed it! The Man-Bun has its place in the world, but what a treat to get to see one after a 49ers win. Want another look? Of course you do! I sure did!
Amazing! With world class employees, world class entertainment, and world class jeans, how could you have anything less than a world class experience?
From all of us here at Honer Sports...
From all of us here at Honer Sports...
Thank you Levi's! Until next time-
Sincerely,
Uncle Todd
Sincerely,
Uncle Todd