I'm back.....bitches. The last few weeks of school had many large track meets at Historic Hayward field, so of course that meant an influx of Track and Field girls on Tinder. So what better way to finish it off.
The classic Cross Country runner that needs a double cheeseburger...or join a frat and drink for 4 years (trust me it works)
I can't say anything here...she could literally kill me
Hey GunShow does your sister know her?
I take back the Double Cheeseburger comment. She needs an In N Out 4x4, fries animal style and a milk shake
I don't trust chick with quad tattoos, it'd be a major HURDLE for me to get over
Do you go to Clemson or UCLA? And two sugar daddies? How does your real dad feel about that?
If she's at Princeton she has avery good chance of being a sugar momma
That's the body of an Olympic athelete
Why am I not surprised that a 6'0 tall Canadian is named Agnes
Cheeseburgers all around!!!!!
She obviously knows how to handle big heavy balls
If you eat books you've obviously landed on your head 1 too many times
Huck the Fuskies
She's clearly a sprinter and no that's not racist, I looked it up.
And with that I'm done with the Eugene Tinder Recaps. I would do an Eldo recap but I'm afraid of the high schoolers that fill this area and its better that I don't end up in jail.
Let the summer blogging begin!
By: Seeeeeeeeeeen
Let the summer blogging begin!
By: Seeeeeeeeeeen