Happy Festivus! We now continue the celebration of Festivus with Airing of Grievances, I got A LOT of problems with you people!
Sluggy D's: You blogged one time on Honer Sports, had one good night at the pong table and now you're the sheeek? Saint Mary's- 98, Santa Cruz- 6 (I don't remember the score but it was a blowout), and the new Star Wars wasn't the amazing masterpiece you think it was. Watch an R-rated movie for once now that you're in college.
Seeen: Sex and sleep are always better than masturbation and drinking, despite what your frat bro's tell you when all of you are done being pricks to women and still awake at 3 o'clock in the morning. O, and the SeeenBino ripped you a very large new asshole this year and shows zero signs of ever slowing down.
Gun Show: Thanks to your fellow classmates, every minority college student in the country now has the power to dethrone their own chancellor/president. This is all for nothing because college still unnecessarily costs a shit-ton of money with Missouri Liberal Arts degrees being worth next to nothing (see my worthless history degree from GCU).
Uncle Todd: Less calling El Mijo after 10pm and more blogging about what you were calling El Mijo after 10pm to talk about.
El Mijo: You care way too much about this blog, suck Lebron's dick and should be focusing more on your actual job.
Happy Festivus everybody!
Happy Festivus everybody!
By: El Mijo