I'm now starting a blog to keep you updated on my intramural flag football team. We play Wednesday nights so expect these on Thursday. Our squad is composed of:
*Yeah I know shocker I'm not the quarterback, especially with my arm.
**Johnny football is a true sophomore and when he rushed last year we had him fill out a rush card. One of the categories was "Hobbies" and he wrote down his High School football stats. Classic Saratoga High School.
- Seeen (WR / LB / P)*-Senior Captain and GM
- Gabe(WR / CB)-Red Shirt Senior (missed sophomore year with Leukemia)
- Alex aka Soy (WR / CB / C)-5th Year
- Trevor aka Mega (WR / DL)-Senior Assistant Coach
- Jonathan aka Johnny Football** (QB)-Sophomore
- Sam aka Bama (DL)-5th Year(spent freshman year at Alabama)
- Sheldon (CB)-Senior
- Armin (DL / C)-Sophomore
- Tanner (WR / S / LB)-Senior Assistant Coach
- Donny ( RB / CB)-Senior
*Yeah I know shocker I'm not the quarterback, especially with my arm.
**Johnny football is a true sophomore and when he rushed last year we had him fill out a rush card. One of the categories was "Hobbies" and he wrote down his High School football stats. Classic Saratoga High School.
Score makes it look a lot closer than it was. They jumped out to a quick 6-0 lead on their first drive and our D held strong on the extra point. Our offense then went 3 and out. Then their QB came out talking shit calling us washed up frat boys. Worst thing he could have done because that lit a fire under us and we reeled off 26 unanswered points. And our D was lock down. We had 8 sacks and two picks. A little bit had to do with the learning curve but once we got it we were unreal. They scored with no time left and converted a 3 point conversion but we were just fucking around at that point. Johnny figured his shit out and was out their making plays all night. Great pick up on our part and to steal him from the SigEp sophomore/junior team.
Player of the game: Easily goes to Mega. He had 3 TD catches and one of them was a one handed diving grab. He also had 3 sacks. Guy uses his 6'3" height extremely well and is a fierce competitor.
Notes:
-Sheldon had a hell of a game as well. He's strictly a DB because he has Sterling like hands but he was lockdown all night and he was isolated on the outside. He had 4 pass deflections(2 on 4th downs) and he had no balls caught against him all night. He's our token black guy and he's half Chinese so we were calling his side of the field "Wen Island"(his name is Sheldon Wen).
-Soy dislocated his shoulder with about 5 minutes left in the game when 2 guys fell on him while he broke up a pass. He's a psycho so he popped it back in himself but he'll most likely be out 3-4 weeks while he lets it heal. *He was on the phone with his mom before the game and she told him be careful because he could dislocate his shoulder playing flag football and he told her he'll be fine because he's not a pussy. Obviously he hasn't learned Moms are always right.*
-Looking to replace Soy with Stu. Stu is a 6'4" freak athlete and has probably 10 inches in height on Soy but his dumbass forgot to signup in time for the first game. He'll be a great compliment to Mega's height on offense.
Next Week:
Player of the game: Easily goes to Mega. He had 3 TD catches and one of them was a one handed diving grab. He also had 3 sacks. Guy uses his 6'3" height extremely well and is a fierce competitor.
Notes:
-Sheldon had a hell of a game as well. He's strictly a DB because he has Sterling like hands but he was lockdown all night and he was isolated on the outside. He had 4 pass deflections(2 on 4th downs) and he had no balls caught against him all night. He's our token black guy and he's half Chinese so we were calling his side of the field "Wen Island"(his name is Sheldon Wen).
-Soy dislocated his shoulder with about 5 minutes left in the game when 2 guys fell on him while he broke up a pass. He's a psycho so he popped it back in himself but he'll most likely be out 3-4 weeks while he lets it heal. *He was on the phone with his mom before the game and she told him be careful because he could dislocate his shoulder playing flag football and he told her he'll be fine because he's not a pussy. Obviously he hasn't learned Moms are always right.*
-Looking to replace Soy with Stu. Stu is a 6'4" freak athlete and has probably 10 inches in height on Soy but his dumbass forgot to signup in time for the first game. He'll be a great compliment to Mega's height on offense.
Next Week:
Frat vs Frat is always heated and much more competitive. Should be a battle.
By:Seeen
By:Seeen