"There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?"-Star Wars The Force Awakens (the greatest movie of all time.)
Yes J.J. Abrams. I have felt it.
With the release of the new Star Wars yesterday, which obviously I saw last night because I'm a true fan, it brings to mind many things that need to be addressed. And don't worry all will be addressed in time, but first. THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!! But for the sake of those who haven't seen the movie (The Flap) I won't go into any details on the movie.
#1: The special effects in this movie are INSANE!!!
Yes J.J. Abrams. I have felt it.
With the release of the new Star Wars yesterday, which obviously I saw last night because I'm a true fan, it brings to mind many things that need to be addressed. And don't worry all will be addressed in time, but first. THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!! But for the sake of those who haven't seen the movie (The Flap) I won't go into any details on the movie.
#1: The special effects in this movie are INSANE!!!
Imagine the dopeness of Star Wars but with the special effects of the new Star Trek movies. It's amazing. Going into this movie I only wanted one space battle scene in which they went all out for the special effects, and this movie delivered. Even the lightsabers in this movie looked insane. You can see the energy rippling off the edges of them. Had a thorough nerdgasm after seeing that one.
#2: No more shitty acting!!!
Can you believe it!!! A new star wars without awful acting! Maybe it's because Anakin isn't in this movie. And there are no stupid lines like this
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere. Everything here is soft and smooth."
"You're going down a path I can't follow. You're breaking my heart."
#3: Holy Hott
#2: No more shitty acting!!!
Can you believe it!!! A new star wars without awful acting! Maybe it's because Anakin isn't in this movie. And there are no stupid lines like this
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere. Everything here is soft and smooth."
"You're going down a path I can't follow. You're breaking my heart."
#3: Holy Hott
I can't wait to see more more of her for the next two movies...
#4: Way too many rules at movie theaters nowadays
So it's time for a little story. Like I said, last night I went to the Star Wars movie. There was a lady with her whole family at the movie and they were all dressed up in the coolest star wars costumes I'd ever seen. The lady was dressed up as Shaak Ti. For those of you who don't know who Shaak Ti is I'll post a picture. Anyway, she had the face paint, full headdress, and Jedi Robes. The most legit star wars costume I'd ever seen. Also her daughter, around age 8, was dressed up fully as Ahsoka Tano. I was jealous of how these people looked. They should've been the first people in the theater just based on how dedicated they were to Star Wars. Instead they weren't even let in because they had face paint on...
My friends were trying to justify this decision to me by saying the movie theater was just trying to avoid a shooting, but this is bullshit either way. Is a shooter really gonna walk up to go to star wars and find out theres no face paint allowed and be like "Awwww shit no face paint? well i guess I can't shoot up the movie theater now because they don't allow face paint." No. He would have shot us up when the movie theater made 200 of us wait for an hour out in front of the movie theater because they had to clear lobby space. That's when I would've killed everyone. But no, instead the theater decided to limit how much of a fan you can be at the biggest movie release of all time. Fuck you Regal.
#4: Way too many rules at movie theaters nowadays
So it's time for a little story. Like I said, last night I went to the Star Wars movie. There was a lady with her whole family at the movie and they were all dressed up in the coolest star wars costumes I'd ever seen. The lady was dressed up as Shaak Ti. For those of you who don't know who Shaak Ti is I'll post a picture. Anyway, she had the face paint, full headdress, and Jedi Robes. The most legit star wars costume I'd ever seen. Also her daughter, around age 8, was dressed up fully as Ahsoka Tano. I was jealous of how these people looked. They should've been the first people in the theater just based on how dedicated they were to Star Wars. Instead they weren't even let in because they had face paint on...
My friends were trying to justify this decision to me by saying the movie theater was just trying to avoid a shooting, but this is bullshit either way. Is a shooter really gonna walk up to go to star wars and find out theres no face paint allowed and be like "Awwww shit no face paint? well i guess I can't shoot up the movie theater now because they don't allow face paint." No. He would have shot us up when the movie theater made 200 of us wait for an hour out in front of the movie theater because they had to clear lobby space. That's when I would've killed everyone. But no, instead the theater decided to limit how much of a fan you can be at the biggest movie release of all time. Fuck you Regal.
Overall, aside from Regals actions, I'd give it a 12/10. Greatest movie of all time. I can't wait to see it 7 more times in theaters and to buy it the day it cums out on DVD.
By: Sluggy D's
By: Sluggy D's