And without further ado Uncle Ricky's favorite blog series is back....except this time it's El Dorado Hills. This update will feature a new section which will include the best of Bumble as well. For those of you who don't know, Bumble is a much better version of Tinder because it has less weird women on it as well as much hotter ladies. Also, if I match with a girl she has to message me within 24 hours or we unmatch, so I literally have to do nothing which is perfect because I'm horrible at texting....I'm much better in person. As a friend of mine once said " There's no resisting when White Goodman puts on his shiny shoes".
****P.S. When on Tinder or Bumble you have to set a radius of how many miles around you that girls are shown to you. In Eugene that was easy because everyone on campus was within 2-3 miles......however in EDH to get the Sac State girls I have to set it on about 25 miles, which means I sadly get the girls 25 miles up the hill as well****
As mentioned above I get girls up the hill as well, and when that happens you get this.....
****P.S. When on Tinder or Bumble you have to set a radius of how many miles around you that girls are shown to you. In Eugene that was easy because everyone on campus was within 2-3 miles......however in EDH to get the Sac State girls I have to set it on about 25 miles, which means I sadly get the girls 25 miles up the hill as well****
As mentioned above I get girls up the hill as well, and when that happens you get this.....
For those of you that don't get what all these pics have in common, let me help you out.....That guy in the bottom of all the bios with the aviators is Zach Fitzy and he's friends with all of them.
AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO UP THE HILL!
AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO UP THE HILL!
This was my welcome back party to Tinder......
In case you needed to know the white trash spelling of Jessica
First step is admitting it and the second is doing something about it
I'm gonna be honest I think her name is something like Nicole....but then again I'm not cultured sooo Gunnar I could you some help
I'm just gonna say she's referring to the Oakland A's and in that case she's perfect
What's considered "Athletic" because Sterling is athletic but he's got a much different body type than my athletic. These are things that need to be clarified in the bio
I have way too many questions about this...
1) Is your name really Darnell?
2) What is an NSAFinder?
3) What the hell did I just read?
4) Dad.......?
1) Is your name really Darnell?
2) What is an NSAFinder?
3) What the hell did I just read?
4) Dad.......?
This is why Bumble is better.......
And this.....
Do I even need to say it?
Brent is this why you left Menlo?
The Fighting Artichokes Finest
She was right of course..... I was bumble-pooping or bumble-shitting or maybe shi-mbling(?)
Either way I was on the toilet using bumble
Either way I was on the toilet using bumble
And with that we wrap our first EDH recap...there should be plenty more to come, since according to my dad I don't do shit but sit around and breath his air and eat his food.
By: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
By: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen