The Honer Dictionary
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1. Sheeek (sheee-eek')(noun, adjective and verb):
(a) A very versatile word. Can be basically used to describe almost anything. Example, "what is this sheeek?"
(b) Can be used as a adjectective to describe a high amount. Example, "I have a sheeek-ton of sheeek to do today."
(c) You can "sheeek" any word to contain the same pronunciation of the word "sheeek" itself. Example, "Holy Feeekin Sheeek!"
2. The SeeenBino (1994- ): A curse that was born shortly after the 49ers won their last Super Bowl in 1994. This curse has profound strength in preventing Seeen's beloved teams (49ers, A's, Sharks & Ducks) from winning a championship. Last known SeeenBino occurrence, 2014 (Niners), 2014(A's), 2015 (Oregon) and 2016(Sharks).
3. A Miss Rita Shpritzer (beverage): A mixed drink consumed by McHone's at events when Logan Sterling is drunk AND bartending. Usually comprises of a random mix of sugar, carbonation, juice, artificial flavors and cheap tequila/vodka. They are a hang-over in a cup, finishing one is both shamed and celebrated.
4. John Meehl (person/camping trip): One of Honer's oldest friends and establisher of the annual John Meehl Camping Trip at Salt Springs Reservoir. A man who seemingly doesn't age and has been 65 years old since he turned 40 years old. Has an answer or a fix for everything and is known to catch people in a stories/tales that slow down time itself.
5. Slappy/Uncle Pat/UP (person, slappyness)(Spouse: Marrtha)(Possible Lover: Porter): Second Son of Honer, Uncle to The Flap and El Mijo, also the father of Seeen and Sluggy-D's. Notoriously violent and physical when drinking/smoking, strikingly brilliant and successful when sober. Resides in El Dorado Hills (EDH), CA.
6. The Chosen One/Goat/Uncle Ricky/Rick McHone (person, greatness)(Spouse: The Shwoo): First son of Honer and heir to the Honer Dynasty, Father of The Flap and El Mijo, Uncle to Seeen, D's and Logan Sterling. A visionary, a traveler and a fitting heir to the Great Honer dynasty. Comfortably resides in Twain Harte CA and Scottsdale AZ. The most interesting man in the world got posterized by Rick McHone in college.
7. UD/Uncle Daniel/Boom (person, best-friend of Merton Hanks)(Spouse: Susanne): Third son of Honer, father of Logan Sterling, Uncle to The Flap, El Mijo, Seen and Sluggy-D's. Living the dream in P-Town and handing out magnet schedules, that's what UD does. Boom.
8. Spring Training (Scottsdale AZ): The annual Spring migration of the McHone's to vacation in Scottsdale Arizona during the month of March. Tequila, Baseball and Uncle Frank highlight the yearly traditions.
9. Uncle Frank/Chano/Italian Som-Bitch (legend): Uncle of the Chosen One, UP and UD. He can't be described, only introduced. Known grazing areas include Twain Harte, CA and Scottsdale, AZ.
10. Ryan Latronico (An Idea): Son of Frank Latronico. Where rage, wisdom and charm all simultaneously reside in an irresistible form. Female bartenders never stand a chance.
11. Bob Perry (conservative/fisherman/orthodontics): Attendee of the John Meehl Camping Trip. Known conservative and fishing strategist. Hates looking at the moon using a telescope and Barack Obama. Has caught and thrown back more fish than you have ever seen, though witnesses are seldom present during his fishing.
12. David Olivero /D-O (Plumber/Consultant/49er historian): Heir to the equally legendary Olivero Dynasty. Childhood best-friend The Chosen One and avid 49er projectionist and source.
13. Vincent Olivero/Vinny/V-O (Plumber/Bartender): The Prince of the Olivero Dynasty and grew up with El Mijo/TheFlap. Top-Shelf of a person that always keeps the cups full. The only problem with Vinny is that there simply isn't enough of him to go around.
14. Larry Gachis (Triple Exsobian and Double Knick-Knode): Picture Newman from Seinfeld, only with white hair and a mustache. Has all of Newman's merry-like qualities, but none of his short-comings that drive Jerry crazy. Meat and 40's are what Larry specializes in, often times being forcibly fused together on the grill during 49er tailgates.
15. Legendary Family Dogs:
Living: Cassius (ElMijo), Tahoe (D's), Blitz (UD), Misty (Logan Sterling), Bella (Olivero), Kai (Chano), Chica (Gunshow)
RIP: Gus (The Chosen One), Jiffy (The Chosen One), Bandit (UP), Chester (Ryan), Scout (Pepe), Marcie (Zach), Buddy (Seeen)
16. Cliffy: Attendee of the 49er tailgates, personal friend of Brandon Crawford's father/UD, and most importantly, he won the chili.
17. Mehhh (rough ornery response) Honer's favorite response to any situation. Can be used in any situation to start a response or give you a flat answer that means "no".
(a) Hey Pops you want an O'Douls? Mehhh why not
(b) Pops we're going to get breakfast you wanna go? Mehhh
(c) Pops, what did you think of Kaep's performance? Mehhh he sucks
18. "Dis Game Be Ovah" (phrase/saying): When Honer speaks these words you may as well change the channel or leave the game. He's been around long enough to know the team that's losing, has no chance of coming back. When these words are spoken by him, he has a 100% efficiency rate of being correct.
19. Logan Sterling (Northern Michigan DT/Redneck/White): Son of UD, Nephew of The Slap, and the Chosen One. Cousin to El Mijo, The Flap, Seeen and Sluggy D's. Creator of the Miss Rita Shpritzer (see above). Claims to be one of the better beer pong players out there, however there are no documented or recognized wins. Hobbies include: Copenhagen, Dirt-biking, Rolling coal, fishing, not catching fish, football, receiving Snapchat nudes, and having his 80+ year old Nana at his beck and call. Keep an eye out on the streets for his obnoxiously over sized truck.
20. Ashley Jones (Wife of the Flap): There was a total of 3 people (El Mijo, Shwoo, The Chosen One) on the entire planet who can fully tolerate/live with The Flap, Ashley strongly and stunningly, made it 4. Not only does Ashley successfully counter the Flap's pessimism, her Flap-defense shield could possibly be the strongest ever seen.
21.Carrie Andrews (El Mijo's chica, mother of Cassius): Also known as Gary Anderson, Carrie puts up with El Mijo's bullshit on a day-to-day basis. Pleasanton, Soccer and awful Reality TV dominate her interests and she fuels the Mijo fuego.
22. Wershed (verb): Tuolumne County for "wash or washed ". Example: "I have to wersh my car"
23. Dreadful (adjective/noun): A common word used by the Flap to either describe a person, thing, situation or plan.
24. "It's a BAD one." (phrase/saying): Used by the Flap to describe anything terrible or off-putting. Another way of saying "no".
25. Scratch (Noun): Money or the quest/purpose of Life
26. The Thirst (Virus): A common genetic strain found in almost every single McHone male. While the virus can have multiple forms (the Thirst for Elevation, the Chew Thirst), the most common is the Thirst for alcohol. No know cure. Symptoms include: Always wanting a beer after work because it's a Bad One, constant lust for over-priced/rare alcohols, distaste for other's alcohol opinions, pessimism and seasonal allergies
27. Beeeb Trap (Noun): A fully intentional trap set by your significant other to get a person to say or do something that can then be used to start a fight and/or argument.
28. Bread Sammich (Noun): A mythical or rare sandwich that Slappy/Uncle Pat invented referring to a sandwich that mostly consists of bread and/or not enough anything. The Slap himself hasn't had a "bread sammich" since attending college but still adamantly fears a return to this day.
1. Sheeek (sheee-eek')(noun, adjective and verb):
(a) A very versatile word. Can be basically used to describe almost anything. Example, "what is this sheeek?"
(b) Can be used as a adjectective to describe a high amount. Example, "I have a sheeek-ton of sheeek to do today."
(c) You can "sheeek" any word to contain the same pronunciation of the word "sheeek" itself. Example, "Holy Feeekin Sheeek!"
2. The SeeenBino (1994- ): A curse that was born shortly after the 49ers won their last Super Bowl in 1994. This curse has profound strength in preventing Seeen's beloved teams (49ers, A's, Sharks & Ducks) from winning a championship. Last known SeeenBino occurrence, 2014 (Niners), 2014(A's), 2015 (Oregon) and 2016(Sharks).
3. A Miss Rita Shpritzer (beverage): A mixed drink consumed by McHone's at events when Logan Sterling is drunk AND bartending. Usually comprises of a random mix of sugar, carbonation, juice, artificial flavors and cheap tequila/vodka. They are a hang-over in a cup, finishing one is both shamed and celebrated.
4. John Meehl (person/camping trip): One of Honer's oldest friends and establisher of the annual John Meehl Camping Trip at Salt Springs Reservoir. A man who seemingly doesn't age and has been 65 years old since he turned 40 years old. Has an answer or a fix for everything and is known to catch people in a stories/tales that slow down time itself.
5. Slappy/Uncle Pat/UP (person, slappyness)(Spouse: Marrtha)(Possible Lover: Porter): Second Son of Honer, Uncle to The Flap and El Mijo, also the father of Seeen and Sluggy-D's. Notoriously violent and physical when drinking/smoking, strikingly brilliant and successful when sober. Resides in El Dorado Hills (EDH), CA.
6. The Chosen One/Goat/Uncle Ricky/Rick McHone (person, greatness)(Spouse: The Shwoo): First son of Honer and heir to the Honer Dynasty, Father of The Flap and El Mijo, Uncle to Seeen, D's and Logan Sterling. A visionary, a traveler and a fitting heir to the Great Honer dynasty. Comfortably resides in Twain Harte CA and Scottsdale AZ. The most interesting man in the world got posterized by Rick McHone in college.
7. UD/Uncle Daniel/Boom (person, best-friend of Merton Hanks)(Spouse: Susanne): Third son of Honer, father of Logan Sterling, Uncle to The Flap, El Mijo, Seen and Sluggy-D's. Living the dream in P-Town and handing out magnet schedules, that's what UD does. Boom.
8. Spring Training (Scottsdale AZ): The annual Spring migration of the McHone's to vacation in Scottsdale Arizona during the month of March. Tequila, Baseball and Uncle Frank highlight the yearly traditions.
9. Uncle Frank/Chano/Italian Som-Bitch (legend): Uncle of the Chosen One, UP and UD. He can't be described, only introduced. Known grazing areas include Twain Harte, CA and Scottsdale, AZ.
10. Ryan Latronico (An Idea): Son of Frank Latronico. Where rage, wisdom and charm all simultaneously reside in an irresistible form. Female bartenders never stand a chance.
11. Bob Perry (conservative/fisherman/orthodontics): Attendee of the John Meehl Camping Trip. Known conservative and fishing strategist. Hates looking at the moon using a telescope and Barack Obama. Has caught and thrown back more fish than you have ever seen, though witnesses are seldom present during his fishing.
12. David Olivero /D-O (Plumber/Consultant/49er historian): Heir to the equally legendary Olivero Dynasty. Childhood best-friend The Chosen One and avid 49er projectionist and source.
13. Vincent Olivero/Vinny/V-O (Plumber/Bartender): The Prince of the Olivero Dynasty and grew up with El Mijo/TheFlap. Top-Shelf of a person that always keeps the cups full. The only problem with Vinny is that there simply isn't enough of him to go around.
14. Larry Gachis (Triple Exsobian and Double Knick-Knode): Picture Newman from Seinfeld, only with white hair and a mustache. Has all of Newman's merry-like qualities, but none of his short-comings that drive Jerry crazy. Meat and 40's are what Larry specializes in, often times being forcibly fused together on the grill during 49er tailgates.
15. Legendary Family Dogs:
Living: Cassius (ElMijo), Tahoe (D's), Blitz (UD), Misty (Logan Sterling), Bella (Olivero), Kai (Chano), Chica (Gunshow)
RIP: Gus (The Chosen One), Jiffy (The Chosen One), Bandit (UP), Chester (Ryan), Scout (Pepe), Marcie (Zach), Buddy (Seeen)
16. Cliffy: Attendee of the 49er tailgates, personal friend of Brandon Crawford's father/UD, and most importantly, he won the chili.
17. Mehhh (rough ornery response) Honer's favorite response to any situation. Can be used in any situation to start a response or give you a flat answer that means "no".
(a) Hey Pops you want an O'Douls? Mehhh why not
(b) Pops we're going to get breakfast you wanna go? Mehhh
(c) Pops, what did you think of Kaep's performance? Mehhh he sucks
18. "Dis Game Be Ovah" (phrase/saying): When Honer speaks these words you may as well change the channel or leave the game. He's been around long enough to know the team that's losing, has no chance of coming back. When these words are spoken by him, he has a 100% efficiency rate of being correct.
19. Logan Sterling (Northern Michigan DT/Redneck/White): Son of UD, Nephew of The Slap, and the Chosen One. Cousin to El Mijo, The Flap, Seeen and Sluggy D's. Creator of the Miss Rita Shpritzer (see above). Claims to be one of the better beer pong players out there, however there are no documented or recognized wins. Hobbies include: Copenhagen, Dirt-biking, Rolling coal, fishing, not catching fish, football, receiving Snapchat nudes, and having his 80+ year old Nana at his beck and call. Keep an eye out on the streets for his obnoxiously over sized truck.
20. Ashley Jones (Wife of the Flap): There was a total of 3 people (El Mijo, Shwoo, The Chosen One) on the entire planet who can fully tolerate/live with The Flap, Ashley strongly and stunningly, made it 4. Not only does Ashley successfully counter the Flap's pessimism, her Flap-defense shield could possibly be the strongest ever seen.
21.Carrie Andrews (El Mijo's chica, mother of Cassius): Also known as Gary Anderson, Carrie puts up with El Mijo's bullshit on a day-to-day basis. Pleasanton, Soccer and awful Reality TV dominate her interests and she fuels the Mijo fuego.
22. Wershed (verb): Tuolumne County for "wash or washed ". Example: "I have to wersh my car"
23. Dreadful (adjective/noun): A common word used by the Flap to either describe a person, thing, situation or plan.
24. "It's a BAD one." (phrase/saying): Used by the Flap to describe anything terrible or off-putting. Another way of saying "no".
25. Scratch (Noun): Money or the quest/purpose of Life
26. The Thirst (Virus): A common genetic strain found in almost every single McHone male. While the virus can have multiple forms (the Thirst for Elevation, the Chew Thirst), the most common is the Thirst for alcohol. No know cure. Symptoms include: Always wanting a beer after work because it's a Bad One, constant lust for over-priced/rare alcohols, distaste for other's alcohol opinions, pessimism and seasonal allergies
27. Beeeb Trap (Noun): A fully intentional trap set by your significant other to get a person to say or do something that can then be used to start a fight and/or argument.
28. Bread Sammich (Noun): A mythical or rare sandwich that Slappy/Uncle Pat invented referring to a sandwich that mostly consists of bread and/or not enough anything. The Slap himself hasn't had a "bread sammich" since attending college but still adamantly fears a return to this day.