Well, if there's one thing you can guarantee, it's that the 49ers will have 2 or 3 negative reports on them every single week. Let's keep everyone posted on our terribleness or weak/embarrassing attempts to cover-up that terribleness with sunshine. The Draft grows closer, as does my fear of more incompetence..
Weekly Update 1: Chip Kelly alienated scouts in Philly:
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2016/03/former_eagles_front_office_executive_chip_kelly_al.html#incart_river_mobileshort_index
According to a former Eagle Exec, Kelly basically did whatever he wanted with his last NFL draft in Philly and it alienated some scouts and coaching personnel. Heard it before, everyone hates Chip back in Philly, yeah-yeah. Nothing that hasn't been reported in the past about our new coach being a terrible coach his last season in Philly
49er-Dumpster Fire Meter: 6 out of 10
http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2016/03/former_eagles_front_office_executive_chip_kelly_al.html#incart_river_mobileshort_index
According to a former Eagle Exec, Kelly basically did whatever he wanted with his last NFL draft in Philly and it alienated some scouts and coaching personnel. Heard it before, everyone hates Chip back in Philly, yeah-yeah. Nothing that hasn't been reported in the past about our new coach being a terrible coach his last season in Philly
49er-Dumpster Fire Meter: 6 out of 10
Weekly Update 2: Broncos are the only Team that still wants Kaep, but hate his contract
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2607912-colin-kaepernick-latest-news-rumors-speculation-surrounding-49ers-qbs-future
Kaep news is almost daily but this one I don't really understand. The Broncos have Mark Sanchez at QB and could have Colin Kaepernick for at least 4 million dollars cheaper than what the Texans are paying the recently departed Brock Osweiler. Seems like an easy deal to make for a 2nd or 3rd rounder, but then again, the Broncos are dealing with Trent Baalke. Suddenly the possibly false or possibly true reports about trade talks on Kaep make perfect sense when you have the man pictured above, trying to orchestrate a deal. I guess I do understand this one now!
49er-Dumpster Fire Meter: 8 out of 10
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2607912-colin-kaepernick-latest-news-rumors-speculation-surrounding-49ers-qbs-future
Kaep news is almost daily but this one I don't really understand. The Broncos have Mark Sanchez at QB and could have Colin Kaepernick for at least 4 million dollars cheaper than what the Texans are paying the recently departed Brock Osweiler. Seems like an easy deal to make for a 2nd or 3rd rounder, but then again, the Broncos are dealing with Trent Baalke. Suddenly the possibly false or possibly true reports about trade talks on Kaep make perfect sense when you have the man pictured above, trying to orchestrate a deal. I guess I do understand this one now!
49er-Dumpster Fire Meter: 8 out of 10
Weekly Update 3: The 49ers think their defense is good as-is.
Our defense finished 31st overall in the NFL last year, yet there has been no free agent additions to our defense to improve that. There is still the draft and other free agents to pick up before the season but none will have that great of an impact to improve those rankings by much. We hire an offensive-minded coach, and have made no moves/effort so far to improve a defense ranked second to last in the entire NFL. Seems legit.
49er Dumpster Fire Meter: 9 out of 10
Our defense finished 31st overall in the NFL last year, yet there has been no free agent additions to our defense to improve that. There is still the draft and other free agents to pick up before the season but none will have that great of an impact to improve those rankings by much. We hire an offensive-minded coach, and have made no moves/effort so far to improve a defense ranked second to last in the entire NFL. Seems legit.
49er Dumpster Fire Meter: 9 out of 10
Been informed it's #NinerEmpire not nation. Sorry guys it'll never happen again □
— Zane Beadles (@zanebeadles) March 18, 2016
Weekly Update 4: Zane Beadles is here to rescue our porous offensive line
Don't apologize for the social media mishap, Zane. 49er players are usually stupid there anyway (Kaepernick). No 49er fan with some wisdom truly cares how you acknowledge them thru hashtag on Twitter. You are our prized free agent acquisition though! Welcome to football purgatory!
49er Dumpster fire Meter: 3 out of 10
By: El Mijo
Don't apologize for the social media mishap, Zane. 49er players are usually stupid there anyway (Kaepernick). No 49er fan with some wisdom truly cares how you acknowledge them thru hashtag on Twitter. You are our prized free agent acquisition though! Welcome to football purgatory!
49er Dumpster fire Meter: 3 out of 10
By: El Mijo