God-Dammit Berger family! This story infuriated me in a couple ways. Before I get into that though, I will say I'm sorta happy that little Gage Berger won't be made fun-of so much anymore. That being said, his parents are total idiots for paying to have this unnecessary (yes, unnecessary ) surgery. The kid has big-ears, yes. They are pointy-er than shit, yes. I'm sure he was being ridiculed at school for it, yes. However, you do NOT have to get this kid's ears surgically altered. Grow a pair Gage! Own those Dumbos! If you look like an elf, well you're the bad-ass elf Legolas that will kick your ass. Once that becomes too nerdy come middle-school, then you switch to the "ace in the hole" response. "My ears aren't the only thing that's huge ;)". Adapt you little shit, your parents are weak for letting you go under the knife. Try having the Flap ridicule you on a daily basis for having ears bigger than the Chosen One's at age 6. You grow into those satellites hanging off the side of your face and learn to live with them. See below!
By: El Mijo