We are just days away from the greatest sporting event of the summer! An event that both reveals and builds the character of young men journeying to a distant reservoir. In place where the beer flows like wine and fish are never caught, the Wiffle Ball Tournament of the John Meehl Camping Trip commences. I've already spoken too much and won't go into detail of game procedure. For what you do there, when you are there, let it stay there, when you leave there.
Players
Players
The Flap (Pitcher)
Strengths: merciless/vicious/comedic rhetoric, the Eephus pitch, sarcasm & the "Change Piece"
Weaknesses: alcohol, criticisms of pitching and lack of interest
Player Comparison: Livan Hernandez
D's (Right Pine Field)
Strengths: verbal altercations, power to the gaps, the occasional un-fathomable catch & beer run ability
Weaknesses: alcohol, bat speed and Star-Wars batting stance/swing
Player Comparison: Wade Boggs
El Mijo (Center Street)
Strengths: Consistency
Weaknesses: alcohol, Umpire Inconsistency
Player Comparison: Barry Bonds (pre-SF/Steroids)
Seeen (Center Street)
Strengths: rage, intensity, fury, competitiveness, speed
Weaknesses: alcohol, Umpire Presence & The Seeenbino
Player Comparison: Ben Grieve
Brad Perry (?)
Strengths: None
Weaknesses: alcohol, relevancy & conservative upbringing
Player Comparison: Aaron Rowand
Official Umpires
Unofficial/Unwanted Umpires
Fitz and Mike
By: El Mijo