O man, things just suck for 49er fans. At least the Cleveland Browns/Jacksonville Jaguars fan-base already have low expectations and don't have a history of being a dominate franchise in the past. Here is a fresh Dumpster-Fire Report to show you just how bad things are for us right now..
Anthony Davis, he Gon'!...Again!
-So thanks for nothing I guess, AD? I guess you were healthy enough to make our roster and even play in a game or two but now you aren't so enjoy your second retirement. AD probably noticed that things are still the EXACT same in Santa Clara with Baalke and York still at the helm. So why stick around? Why not wait till your contract expires then attempt a comeback with some other team? Oops, I may have just revealed his plans. My bad, AD. Anyway, later..
Dumpster Fire Meter: 6 out of 10
-So thanks for nothing I guess, AD? I guess you were healthy enough to make our roster and even play in a game or two but now you aren't so enjoy your second retirement. AD probably noticed that things are still the EXACT same in Santa Clara with Baalke and York still at the helm. So why stick around? Why not wait till your contract expires then attempt a comeback with some other team? Oops, I may have just revealed his plans. My bad, AD. Anyway, later..
Dumpster Fire Meter: 6 out of 10
Cowboys QB Dak Prescott said the 49ers showed him about the least-amount of pre-draft interest as any team in the league.
— Matt Maiocco (@MaioccoCSN) September 28, 2016
We're all set at QB!
-This is not that big of a deal but I found it to be somewhat interesting. Here's a guy who would be a good QB fit for Chip's offense and having some rookie success for the Cowboys yet we barely spoke to him during the Pre-Draft process. Maybe we spoke to more/different QB's but to me this shows that we really didn't give a shit about drafting a QB this past draft. The QB we actually did draft in the 6th Round? Ya, we cut Jeff Driskel and now he plays for the Bengals. Nice diligence/GM work for the most important position in the game. God, Baalke sucks so much ass at his job.
Dumpster Fire Meter: 5 out of 10
-This is not that big of a deal but I found it to be somewhat interesting. Here's a guy who would be a good QB fit for Chip's offense and having some rookie success for the Cowboys yet we barely spoke to him during the Pre-Draft process. Maybe we spoke to more/different QB's but to me this shows that we really didn't give a shit about drafting a QB this past draft. The QB we actually did draft in the 6th Round? Ya, we cut Jeff Driskel and now he plays for the Bengals. Nice diligence/GM work for the most important position in the game. God, Baalke sucks so much ass at his job.
Dumpster Fire Meter: 5 out of 10
Colin Kaepernick is like, super smart, guys..
-One thing you can now count on is Colin K's two cents on EVERY political issue now moving forward. Reporters know they can make a B-Line for his locker for some juicy click-bait from a 2nd String QB. He dropped several nuggets the other day after the Presidential Debate. On Trump, Kaep had these superb thoughts:
"He always says, 'Make America great again.' Well, America has never been great for people of color and that's something that needs to be addressed," Kaepernick said, per ESPN.com's Nick Wagoner. "Let's make America great for the first time."
-Ummm, OK. I think I can name one person of color that America has been great to. Give me a second to get there, bear with me.. He lives in that old house in our nation's capital that's painted all white, completely opposite of his skin color. O Ya! That's President Barack Obama, the most powerful person on the planet, now I remember! I guess America hasn't been great to him. Black athletes make up 68% of the NFL and 74.4% of the NBA, all of them are practically millionaires along with being some of Colin's colleagues too. I guess America hasn't been great for them either. While I'm not a fan of Trump and disagree with his campaign slogan, Colin completely misses the mark here and passes up vast amounts of other wide open lay-ups to attack Trump on. His take on Hillary was much more profound..
"You have Hillary, who's called black teens or black kids 'superpredators.' You have Donald Trump, who's openly racist," Kaepernick said, per Richardson. "We have a presidential candidate who has deleted emails and done things illegally. ... That doesn't make sense to me because if that was any other person, you'd be in prison. So what is this country really standing for?"
Brilliant Colin here is referring to an interview decades ago in which Hillary Clinton said: "But we also have to have an organized effort against gangs," Hillary Clinton said in a C-SPAN video clip. "Just as in a previous generation we had an organized effort against the mob. We need to take these people on. They are often connected to big drug cartels, they are not just gangs of kids anymore. They are often the kinds of kids that are called superpredators — no conscience, no empathy. We can talk about why they ended up that way, but first, we have to bring them to heel."
Hey Colin! Gangs kill people and push drugs and weapons throughout Black Communities. Seems like you should know that, right? On an even more broad scale, you should have no problem calling any gang member a predator, no matter what color their skin is. Get over the email thing too man, you're just repeating whatever the general media is telling you. He has a rough life though, Colin, so I'll give him a break..
-One thing you can now count on is Colin K's two cents on EVERY political issue now moving forward. Reporters know they can make a B-Line for his locker for some juicy click-bait from a 2nd String QB. He dropped several nuggets the other day after the Presidential Debate. On Trump, Kaep had these superb thoughts:
"He always says, 'Make America great again.' Well, America has never been great for people of color and that's something that needs to be addressed," Kaepernick said, per ESPN.com's Nick Wagoner. "Let's make America great for the first time."
-Ummm, OK. I think I can name one person of color that America has been great to. Give me a second to get there, bear with me.. He lives in that old house in our nation's capital that's painted all white, completely opposite of his skin color. O Ya! That's President Barack Obama, the most powerful person on the planet, now I remember! I guess America hasn't been great to him. Black athletes make up 68% of the NFL and 74.4% of the NBA, all of them are practically millionaires along with being some of Colin's colleagues too. I guess America hasn't been great for them either. While I'm not a fan of Trump and disagree with his campaign slogan, Colin completely misses the mark here and passes up vast amounts of other wide open lay-ups to attack Trump on. His take on Hillary was much more profound..
"You have Hillary, who's called black teens or black kids 'superpredators.' You have Donald Trump, who's openly racist," Kaepernick said, per Richardson. "We have a presidential candidate who has deleted emails and done things illegally. ... That doesn't make sense to me because if that was any other person, you'd be in prison. So what is this country really standing for?"
Brilliant Colin here is referring to an interview decades ago in which Hillary Clinton said: "But we also have to have an organized effort against gangs," Hillary Clinton said in a C-SPAN video clip. "Just as in a previous generation we had an organized effort against the mob. We need to take these people on. They are often connected to big drug cartels, they are not just gangs of kids anymore. They are often the kinds of kids that are called superpredators — no conscience, no empathy. We can talk about why they ended up that way, but first, we have to bring them to heel."
Hey Colin! Gangs kill people and push drugs and weapons throughout Black Communities. Seems like you should know that, right? On an even more broad scale, you should have no problem calling any gang member a predator, no matter what color their skin is. Get over the email thing too man, you're just repeating whatever the general media is telling you. He has a rough life though, Colin, so I'll give him a break..
America has never been great for people of color. That would be a great bumper sticker to put on his Maserati. Fantastic that this expensive, back-up Quarterback is the franchise face of the 49ers. What more can you expect when Jed York owns the 49ers?
Dumpster Fire Meter: 10 out of 10
Dumpster Fire Meter: 10 out of 10
So that's all for this week! Maybe (Probably) more news will come out before the Cowboys come to town on Sunday but for now, please consider joining the 49er Dark Side or observe the silence of the Chi..
By: The Night King, Leader and Protector of the 49er Dark Side (El Mijo)